1 00:00:14,786 --> 00:00:16,500 Monkey: Well, I think at a kids' party 2 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,300 we should address some of the real issues 3 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,370 they have to deal with these days. 4 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,770 What sort of things, Monkey? 5 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:23,440 Monkey: Well, like drugs, you know. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,610 Kids are younger and younger when they're taking drugs. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,240 I just wanted to warn you that 8 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,910 that stuff that you get on the street 9 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,250 is really strong these days, you know? 10 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,850 It's no longer the lovely, quiet approach to a high. 11 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:37,590 I recommend mushrooms 'cause you can do that incrementally. 12 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:40,390 Well, I don't take any drugs myself. 13 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:41,590 Of course she does. 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,260 No, I don't. I don't. 15 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:46,370 She's in denial, but fortunately, I have access to the truth. 16 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:48,370 Bea: We would talk about that maybe a bit, 17 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:50,830 and then I've got this section called "Ask Monk." 18 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,540 They can just ask me anything, you know? Anything they want. 19 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:56,680 Like you know, maybe one kid... 20 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,680 wants to know is his dad gay... I don't know. 21 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,790 Why do you say that? Is it because of this guy? 22 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:04,190 No! No, not you, of course. 23 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,920 - Monkey: He does look gay. - Bea: Not at all. 24 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,920 Monkey: It's the hair. 25 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,660 And then... you know, or anything. 26 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:10,730 Or maybe "My mother's frigid," I don't know. 27 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,300 "Maybe she wants to have other kids, 28 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,970 but she found out she can't," that kind of shit. 29 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,770 I'm not saying that about you either. 30 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,370 Monkey: Although you have that look about you. 31 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,040 And then we can maybe end on a song, you know? 32 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,950 Something... something jolly. 33 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:25,210 - Nursery rhyme. - ? Old MacDonald had a wank... ? 34 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,580 Something like that, yeah. 35 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:30,780 Have we yet mentioned... 36 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:32,480 that our son is five? 37 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,950 Yes, yes. 38 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:38,290 We're not really sure that your act is necessarily... 39 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:39,800 age-appropriate. 40 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,160 We just wanna keep it real, you know. 41 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,800 I think kids need a warning these days. 42 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,430 Not that real, though, 'cause I saw your lips move. 43 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:48,000 - I'm sorry? - While you were doing the "MacDonald" song. 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,100 - You didn't see my lips move. - They didn't move. 45 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,770 It was on the word... it was the "Donald," the "MacDonald." 46 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:53,520 Okay, at least I have lips. 47 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,480 - Monkey: He doesn't have "lits." - Shut up. 48 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,450 People who don't have lips... don't have lips. 49 00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:01,750 - Anyway, your monkey's rude. - Oh? 50 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:02,860 Yeah? I'm not rude. 51 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,420 Monkey: Fuck you. I'm not rude. 52 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:06,120 Sorry. 53 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,960 Fucking fuck you, you frigid cunt. 54 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:12,100 - So what was the problem? - Bea: They just looked at me 55 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,730 like I was this disgusting thing, you know? 56 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,470 Monkey: I was doing them a service. 57 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,600 These kids today, they need a warning. 58 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,810 Tom: Bingo... one, two, three dead Chadwicks. 59 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,880 I guess this is the Chadwick family plot. 60 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,380 Yeah. I've never seen these gravestones before. 61 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,230 Hmm... Granny and Granddad. 62 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,520 Victoria, this is all your fault that we're doing this little journey. 63 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:38,960 I mean, we'll be here someday. 64 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,430 I know. I'll visit you 65 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:43,130 and bring you flowers and soup. 66 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,960 Wait, why am I dead first? 67 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,770 'Cause you've got less to live for, I think. 68 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,900 Bea: We're off. 69 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:54,410 Tom: Yeah, I mean, I can't remember a lot about my grandparents, 70 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:56,840 Lydia and William. 71 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,510 Um... 72 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,320 I mean, we were very young. 73 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,650 - Bea: Yeah. - And what a way to go... 74 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,790 in a hot air balloon. 75 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,320 Bea: It's doubly tragic, isn't it? 76 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:12,260 Monkey: Supposed to be so uplifting. 77 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:16,100 But then we were never allowed balloons at our birthday parties. 78 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,470 - You know? - If a balloon popped in the house... 79 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:20,340 - That's why that was! - Yeah. 80 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,940 That makes... I never put those two together. 81 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:25,540 - Yeah. - I do remember their funeral. 82 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:28,550 Like, it was a celebration, really, 83 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:31,150 more than anything else. 84 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:34,820 - We did a song. - We did. We sang something. 85 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:38,290 - The Bee Gees, was it? - The Beatles. 86 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:40,190 - Wasn't it? - Was there? 87 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,730 Oh, I don't remember. 88 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:45,400 I thought it was "Staying Alive," but it couldn't have been. 89 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,000 - "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees. - Was that it? 90 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,370 - Yeah. - That rings a bell. 91 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,180 ( clicks ) 92 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,380 That's very cool. 93 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,030 Cool. 94 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,240 "Winner of the bronze medal, Mister..." 95 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,740 Why did I say bronze? 96 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:33,040 If I'm making it up, just make it gold. 97 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:37,020 Tommy, have you noticed any change in personality in me lately? 98 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,920 No, no, you seem pretty "compos mentis." 99 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,820 Hmm. That's one of the symptoms. 100 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,390 - Of what? - Mad Cow Disease. 101 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:46,960 - You think you have Mad Cow Disease? - Not sure. 102 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,090 I've got a couple of other symptoms, but... 103 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,630 I found this... 104 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,470 in the trunk. 105 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,700 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah, look at that. 106 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,370 Haven't seen one of those for a while. 107 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,840 That's a beauty. That's from the 1948 London Games. 108 00:04:58,870 --> 00:05:00,240 That's right. It says that. 109 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,170 Oh, yes... the "Austerity Games," they called it. 110 00:05:02,210 --> 00:05:05,210 - Oh. - Yeah, it had almost no budget at all. 111 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:08,350 - Oh. - First poster? Three rings. 112 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,820 - Holy moly, that's a lot less, isn't it? - Yep. 113 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:13,090 I've got some stuff from that event 114 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:16,620 - somewhere... here we go. - Yeah, I found some pictures and stuff with it, 115 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,490 - but I don't know... - Look at this. 116 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:21,130 Take a gander at this, Tommy. 117 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,780 - Shoe... no spikes. - Oh. 118 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,170 They thought they were gonna have to jettison the javelin. 119 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,500 That's what they were going for. 120 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:28,940 - Darts. - Darts. 121 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:32,040 And here we go, the discus... plates. 122 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,610 ( chuckles ) Really? 123 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,180 - Yeah. - That's all right. 124 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,880 Do you know what else I found was an old record, 125 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,180 but I don't have the app for that. 126 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:42,220 Ah, yes. Well, I've got a gramophone at home. 127 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:44,750 - I'll give it a whirl and get back to you. - Thanks. 128 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,050 Hey, do you think there's any way that I could find out 129 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:49,090 if the person who wore this is related to me? 130 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:51,860 Apart from a DNA test, I suppose there's one quick way. 131 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:54,130 ( sniffs ) 132 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,690 - What... you're gonna smell me. - ( sniffs ) 133 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,830 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, hello, darling. 134 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:59,870 - It's my daughter Lucy. - Hi, how are you? 135 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:02,070 Lovely to see you. Give your old man a big kiss. 136 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,900 - Do you know Tommy? - Yes. 137 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,900 - We've met, I think. - Mr. Pfister: He lives upstairs. 138 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,370 I've spent many the afternoon 139 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:11,010 - enjoying your delicious cakes. - Oh, good. 140 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,280 Well, you should try this 'cause Dad can't eat the whole thing. 141 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,380 Yum, yum. 142 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,720 It's good, it's moist. It's a nice moist cake. 143 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,580 - I'll bet. - Yeah. 144 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,790 How's the wedding planning going? 145 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,260 Um... 146 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,520 well, it's kind of not, really. 147 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,990 Oh, shit, I just brought up something really bad, didn't I? 148 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:30,560 No, no, it's fine. I'm over it... 149 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,500 well, I'm not over it, but I'm, you know, I'm doing okay. 150 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,430 - Yeah. - We split up about two weeks ago. 151 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,000 It's tough, isn't it? It's tough. 152 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,400 Yeah, because I came out of a thing as well. 153 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:41,810 - Oh, so you're single? - Yeah, it was like, weird. 154 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:45,210 It's hard coming out of... yeah, it's tricky because you're so close, aren't you? 155 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,650 Yeah. Yeah, you are. 156 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,350 Then suddenly, you wish that they had never been born. 157 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:50,750 - So it's tough. - Oh, really? 158 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,090 You're not really friends, then, or anything? 159 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:54,950 - No, we are not, Lucy. - No? 160 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,290 - Gosh. - Tom: Oh, yeah. 161 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,530 Yeah, I'm really enjoying the life of the single man. 162 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:00,690 Ahem. 163 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:05,230 Obviously, in the aftermath of Sarah moving out, 164 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,870 there was quite a void. 165 00:07:07,870 --> 00:07:11,070 But, you know, I've realized that not all voids are bad. 166 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:13,540 I've been reading this book, 167 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,740 "Wonders of the Solar System" kind of thing, 168 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:18,680 and there's a chapter on black holes. 169 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,310 And they are, in essence, a void. 170 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,080 But they expand, 171 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,920 sucking different celestial bodies 172 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,790 and debris into the vast darkness 173 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:34,260 from which not even sunlight can escape. 174 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,900 And then they implode on themselves. 175 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,070 Exciting day today. 176 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:45,110 I managed to find Victoria's will online, 177 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,110 which is kind of creepy. 178 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,010 But it does mean that I discovered 179 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,180 that she left her flat to an old friend of hers 180 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,780 called Mildred Budgens. 181 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:57,650 So I'm gonna go in and see her 182 00:07:57,650 --> 00:08:01,320 and hopefully find out more about William and Victoria 183 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,490 and convince her to swap what she got in the will for what I got in the will. 184 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:05,960 ( chuckles ) 185 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,200 So I'm just gonna... Pete's coming along, 186 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,130 which is... 187 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,700 we should be eager to get in. 188 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,270 ( whistling ) Tommy! 189 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:23,110 All right, just leave it. 190 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,610 Someone's dropped a lighter. 191 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:27,080 - You don't smoke. - No, but I like fire. 192 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,920 - And it works. - Oh, that's good. 193 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,620 ( doorbell rings ) 194 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,150 ( door buzzes ) 195 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,490 - Right. That's yours. - Ah, thank you. 196 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:38,420 You want a glass, or would you like it...? 197 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,890 No, if you're going straight from the bottle, 198 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:41,090 straight down the gullet. 199 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,300 I like your style. Whoa! 200 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:47,300 With this Old Bomber's gob you are spoiling us, Mildred. 201 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,800 - Cheers. - Pete: Cheers. 202 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:54,540 - Mmm. I respect your taste in beer. - Thank you. 203 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,210 And I must say, I respect your taste in art. 204 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:58,400 I don't know a lot about art, but I know what I like. 205 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:01,520 And I like pictures and models 206 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,850 and posters of them... all these. 207 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:07,850 Tom: Yeah, stripped-down, naked art. I like it. I like it, too. 208 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:11,290 Mildred: Well, it was Victoria's taste. Maybe it runs in the family. 209 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,730 Saucy. 210 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:16,300 Well, we were both evacuated to the same boarding school, 211 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,920 right out in the sticks. 212 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:20,300 - Tom: Wow. - Mildred: In a sea of mud we were, 213 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,100 - and we loved it. - This was World War II? 214 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,800 Yes. Have a heart. 215 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,640 - Yeah, yeah. - God's sake. 216 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,810 Anyway, she was very, very energetic. 217 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:32,350 It was always physical, everything we did. 218 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:34,610 And one summer day she took me back to her home, 219 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:37,450 - and I met her family. - Oh, yeah? How were they? 220 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:38,990 - Well, varied. - Yeah. 221 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:42,660 She was very close to her older brother, William, 222 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:45,630 - and they were a lot alike. - Sorry, you said her older brother? 223 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:47,560 She only had one brother. 224 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,260 No, William and Brian. She had two brothers. 225 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:53,300 Brian? She had another brother called Brian? 226 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,200 Victoria had two brothers. 227 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,270 Oh, my God. I didn't know that. 228 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,570 One that could do no right, and one that could do no wrong. 229 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:03,040 - That was William. - I found in the trunk that Victoria left for me 230 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,980 a vest, and it looks like it's... 231 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,150 part of the Great British team from the '48 Games. 232 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,520 That would have been William's. 233 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,090 That was your grandfather's. 234 00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,810 So he was actually in the Games? 235 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,960 - He was in the British team? - Oh, yes. 236 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,560 - Well, he was a boxer. - I have a picture of him. 237 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,560 I have a picture of him boxing. 238 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,570 - It must be him. - Yes, it is. It's your grandfather. 239 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,840 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry that he skipped a generation. 240 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,340 - That's impressive. - It's very impressive. 241 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,540 - He was called the "Tufton Terror." - Tom: Right. 242 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,710 After the village they grew up in in Derbyshire. 243 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:35,310 But Victoria, now, she was a real athlete. 244 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:39,220 She had a very special way of doing the shot put. 245 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,620 She invented a special way of throwing. 246 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,250 It was called the "Chadwick Chuck." 247 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,790 - Oh. - And, boy, did she chuck it. 248 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,990 And she was much better at it than anybody else, 249 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:50,760 but nobody else could do what she did, 250 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,730 so they said it was illegal. 251 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:55,230 Did you stay friends, then, for years after that? 252 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:58,030 - Oh, yes. - Must have been friends, right? 253 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:01,000 - Every year we went somewhere. - There's loads of pictures with you. 254 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,200 We went on holidays together, we went 'round the world together. 255 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,440 - Nice. - We went to the East... 256 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:09,110 I'll bet the two of you were beating them off with a stick. 257 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:13,280 Victoria got attention from everybody. 258 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,350 Bet you had your fun with the lads. 259 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,520 One in every port. 260 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,320 - Couple of chicks like you. - She always attracted interest. 261 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,430 And so we moved in together, and very happy it was, too. 262 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,460 - You moved in together? - Yes. 263 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:28,400 Did you ever settle down with one lad? 264 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,830 Who needs it? You know what? Two girls, just... 265 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,270 Why not have a taste of them all? 266 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,710 - Would you like another beer? - I'm good with this one. 267 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,870 - Shut 'em up. - What? 268 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,380 What? 269 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,150 So I was wondering, Mildred, if you'd have 270 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:47,120 any idea why Victoria left me that big trunk of stuff. 271 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,420 Do you remember... no, you wouldn't probably... 272 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,990 when you and your sister used to come and visit her 273 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:56,090 - when you were little? - Um... not really. 274 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,560 She took a great shine to you. 275 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,730 She thought you were a very bright little boy. 276 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,830 You were interested in everything. 277 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:05,430 So she always kept you in her mind. 278 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:08,270 And just before she died... 279 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,440 Vic said that she hoped 280 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,010 you might be the one to carry it on. 281 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,910 - Carry on with what? - I don't know. 282 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,680 I will. 283 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,920 I have some things here 284 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,960 that I think Vic would have liked you to have. 285 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,200 - Oh, more stuff. - I've kept them all these years. 286 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:34,330 First, your grandfather's boxing gloves. 287 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,830 - Oh, my God. - They are awesome. 288 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,830 - Look at that! - That's cool. 289 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,540 These were in the London Games. 290 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,970 This is your grandfather's jockstrap. 291 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:45,810 ( laughs ) 292 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,040 - I'm sure she'd like you to have that. - Just put it on the glove. 293 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,150 - Yeah. Love that. - There we go. 294 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,310 This is the prize of all. 295 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,280 This is Victoria's shot put. 296 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,520 I can't lift the damn thing, but she used to chuck it. 297 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,060 Don't worry, I'll get that. 298 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,390 Come on, you... 299 00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:02,630 - ( thumps ) - Ow! 300 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,160 You all right there, Pete? 301 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,830 Shit the bed. 302 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,930 Shh. 303 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:13,200 This is what happens when siblings procreate. 304 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,780 Amazing, the things you hang on to. 305 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,210 Yeah. 306 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,810 You're gonna enjoy this. 307 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:29,080 There you are. 308 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,580 That's your granddad. 309 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,220 - Wow! - Oh, my God! 310 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,190 Okay, this is his gym membership card? 311 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,020 The "Jack Perry Gymnasium"? 312 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:38,090 - Yeah. - So he was a really good boxer? 313 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,000 - Don't really know. - They called him the "Tufton Terror." 314 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah, yeah, I suppose. 315 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,470 Do you remember him being really strong? 316 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,730 Hitting you as a kid? 317 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,640 No, he wasn't terribly physical at all. 318 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,070 Rather distant, you know. 319 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:52,810 - How about Brian? - Oh, Christ. 320 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,910 - You know who Brian is? - Yeah, yeah. 321 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:57,180 Now, this would have been useful. 322 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:59,450 Look, I never met him until my dad's funeral. 323 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,750 - Right. - He showed up, the last minute, 324 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:05,150 pinned some sort of carnation or something on my dad's lapel... 325 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:06,950 scarpered. 326 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,160 Never saw him again. 327 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,290 Do you know what happened to him after that? 328 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,360 No. Never gave it much thought. 329 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,330 Really? This is your uncle. 330 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,000 Well, look. You got to understand. 331 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,300 In our clan, family is what disappears 332 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,970 when you're not looking at it. 333 00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:22,070 That's not a saying. 334 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,510 I don't think that's a saying. 335 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,640 - Bea: No. - Well, it is now. 336 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,310 Okay, well, this has been informative. 337 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,980 - And these are good. - Do you want to keep any of this? 338 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,480 Yeah, let's have a look at these gloves. 339 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,350 Yeah. It's a nice memento. 340 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,920 Monkey: It's quite an object, isn't it? Look at it. 341 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,860 Think of the sweat and effort in those. 342 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,690 - Oh. - Monkey: Oh, yeah. 343 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:45,860 I like it. I feel its pain. 344 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,860 The whole hand thing. 345 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,670 I just wondered, maybe you and I could go on holiday... 346 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,370 Monkey, I don't think now's the time. 347 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,200 I'd take you South of France. 348 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,440 Monkey, please. I'm so sorry about this. 349 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,440 No, I wish I could say this is the first time 350 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,240 I've seen him fuck a glove. 351 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,380 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 352 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,080 You're not gonna light up, are ya? 353 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,220 - Tom: There we go. Cheers. - Good to see you, Tommy. 354 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,220 - Yeah. - Bea, Monk. 355 00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:17,660 Ding-a-ling-a-ling! Your attention, please. 356 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:22,100 - Tell them. - Monkey and I have got a professional gig. 357 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,600 - Doing what? - We're doing 20 minutes... 358 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,340 - Of comedy. - At a wedding reception. 359 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:31,270 - Entertainment? - Bea: Uh-huh. We're gonna do it. 360 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,710 - ( chuckles ) - Bea: What? 361 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,210 - Why are you laughing? - Monkey: Why are you laughing? 362 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,980 What are you doing with your life? What's this about? 363 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:39,210 - I think it's great. - Yeah, we wanna be supportive. 364 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,550 Are you gonna be using your own name? 365 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,020 - Yes, I am. Yes. - Problem with that? 366 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,950 No, no, no. Wear it with pride. 367 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:48,920 - I'll let you know how it goes. - Okay, yeah, yeah. 368 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,890 - Bea: Oh, my goodness. - Lovely. Okay, yeah. 369 00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,610 - Monkey: Watch this space. - I'll find out. 370 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:55,100 Bea: See you soon. 371 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,470 Oh, my Christ. 372 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,420 ( man speaking within ) 373 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:12,750 ( speaking strong Jamaican Patois ) 374 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,960 Tom: Hi there. Hi. 375 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,360 - TJ? - Tom? 376 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,300 - Yes. - Yeah, welcome, Tom. 377 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,200 - Thank you. - My gym, this. 378 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,770 I train here long time. 10 years. 379 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,800 Oh, wow. 380 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:31,870 Wanna know about the gym? 381 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,270 You see there? We have Briggid there. 382 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:36,340 Briggid there... fire. Huh? 383 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,910 ( speaking strong Jamaican Patois ) 384 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,540 - Know what I mean? - ( chuckles ) 385 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,910 There we have Eddie. You see him there? 386 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:44,450 "Eddie... "Executioner." You know what I mean? 387 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:46,620 "Executioner"? Is it because he killed somebody? 388 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,150 Yeah, man. He killed everyone. 389 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,920 - Aw, that's great. - And there I have Jack Perry there. 390 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,360 Oh, Jack... yeah, I saw that this is called the Jack Perry... 391 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,390 This gym, here, is named after Jack Perry. 392 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,990 The special thing about Jack Perry... 393 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:00,030 him have one arm. 394 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,890 - He had only one arm? - Yeah. 395 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:05,000 ( speaking strong Jamaican Patois ) 396 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,470 ( laughs ) You said it. 397 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,270 You want to meet some of the boxers that used to be here? 398 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:12,610 - Great. - Cool, man. Come now. 399 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,710 Oh, we're going... yeah? 400 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,550 They're the men, them. 401 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,920 We have Barry Booker, 402 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,910 we have Jimmy Pickwick, that's Terry Cross there. 403 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,220 - Hey, everybody. - Tom, this one. 404 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,260 Thanks, TJ. Cheers. 405 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,090 Nice to meet you. Thank you. 406 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,000 - Hey, how's it going? - Jimmy: Morning. 407 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,200 Oh, you know, I better not. 408 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,930 I'm actually here because I think my grandfather trained here. 409 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,340 He was a bit of a boxer. His name was William Chadwick. 410 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,940 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tom: You ever heard of... yeah? 411 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:45,540 - Billy Chadwick? - Sure, why not? Yeah. 412 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,380 - What did you call him? - The "Tufton Terror." 413 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,180 - That's it. - Yeah. 414 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,620 - He used to spar with my Uncle Jack. - Tom: No way! 415 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before the London Games, he sparred with my Uncle Jack. 416 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,350 That's right, before he was in the London Games. 417 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,520 - In '48? - That's right! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 418 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,200 Do you remember anything from back then? 419 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,360 It was just after the war. Nobody... there was no money. 420 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,500 Nobody knew what resources there were gonna be. 421 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,700 We didn't know what games they were gonna have. 422 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,000 Barry: We trained at all sorts of things. 423 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,800 Terry: I remember the egg-and-spoon, 'cause eggs was rationed. 424 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,840 - Terry: The sack race. - Tom: The sack race? 425 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,970 - Yeah. - Barry: Tug of war. 426 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,140 Tom: Wow, that was different, wasn't it? 427 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:24,550 Do you know if William actually won a medal at the Games? 428 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,420 - Oh, no. - Tom: No? 429 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,320 No, no. 430 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,750 He lost the first bout. He went out... boom. 431 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,460 - Yeah. - Big disappointment. Big disappointment. 432 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,390 Pete: Oh, sorry. 433 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:38,330 Sorry I'm late. One of the guinea pigs broke out of its cage. 434 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,300 Ended up in the ball pool. Bit a kid. 435 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,100 Not funny, 'cause the kid had to have a tetanus shot, 436 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,600 and I had to put the animal down. 437 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,640 - This is Pete. - Hi. You all right, lads? 438 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,940 - Hi, Pete. - How you doin'? 439 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:49,570 Whoa! ( speaks gibberish ) 440 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,840 Nice move, bintz. That's fine. Professional. 441 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,240 Feeling irie and t'ing. You all right? 442 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,040 Nice hat. Hat brothers. 443 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:58,650 - Oh, please don't do Rasta. - Brothers from another mother. 444 00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,480 Yeah, listen, I was just wondering. 445 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,420 I'm more of an M.M.A. man myself. 446 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:06,590 Like, I got Muay Thai skills, B.J.J. I'm sick off my back. 447 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,890 But, you know, when in Rome, 448 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:10,990 why not do what the Romans do and box? 449 00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,630 Go old school. Kingsberry rules. 450 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,100 - Queensberry. - Pete: These guys know. 451 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,100 You got anyone I can have a little roll-around... 452 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:19,830 not a big one with tattoos, 453 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,400 but you got any little lads 454 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,940 that I can have a little muck-around with? 455 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,110 - Not afraid? - Yeah, no, I'm... 456 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,140 - You're not afraid? - No, I'm not afraid. 457 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,880 - Come. - That's right. Man gotta brave heart. 458 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,820 We gonna run dis t'ing. We gonna do dis t'ing. 459 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,280 - Tom: Oh, shit. - Pete: Now. 460 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,550 Some man's gonna get lick in the headpiece, boxing style. 461 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,090 - I'm with him. Yes! - Barry: Who is that? 462 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,060 That's Pete Stupples. He works at a zoo. 463 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,460 - Or in? - Yeah, good question. 464 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,160 Barry: I'll tell you something, though. 465 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,760 Once the Games got up and started, 466 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,270 you know the best thing about them... 467 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,430 was listening to them on the wireless. 468 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,100 - It was real. - Terry: Of course it was, yeah. 469 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,170 Pete: Let's do dis t'ing! 470 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:58,310 Let's do dis t'ing! 471 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:03,410 That rope's... they're usually tighter than that. 472 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,220 Someone could get hurt. 473 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,050 That's fine, anyway. 474 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,820 Ooh-oo! 475 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,160 ( grunts, coughs ) 476 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,260 Wait...! 477 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:16,290 He took one there. 478 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,760 I think he was doing it properly. 479 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,160 Okay, fine. If we're doing it properly, 480 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,130 that's cool. I'm back. 481 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,970 Oof! Ugh! 482 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,270 Ugh! 483 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,180 TJ: He killed the boy on that. 484 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,240 - And he's down. - Jimmy: Dear, oh, dear. 485 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,880 - TJ: Good work. - Pete: Hey, you... 486 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,850 - ( Pete moans ) - You all right, Pete? 487 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,920 Pete: No. 488 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,520 Just keep going, Pete. You'll wear him down. 489 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,160 What?! Mum? Mum? 490 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,460 ( sitar music playing ) 491 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,600 ( laughter ) 492 00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:54,730 ( English accent ) All right, Mum, Dad? 'Ow's it 'anging? 493 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:58,790 It is not 'anging at all well right this minute, Sunil. 494 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:02,210 ( laughs ) Love that bit. 495 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,280 Why is funny? 496 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,080 - Why is it funny? - Yes. 497 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,280 She's putting marmalade on a poppadom. 498 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,750 Why is funny? 499 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:14,650 It's sort of a culture clash thing. 500 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,090 Chitra: Do you think we have never heard the excuse... 501 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:19,430 - ( doorbell rings ) - "The cow ate my homework"? 502 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,630 Keith: Thanks. 503 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:25,300 Vikram: You cannot be blaming a sacred animal, Sunil. 504 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,230 Be a man and admit 505 00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:30,570 that you have made a very big cock-up on your teacher at school. 506 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,040 ( Keith laughs ) 507 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,470 Luba: Is Tom. 508 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:35,840 - Hello, Tommy. How are you, then? - Hey. 509 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,980 He smell food. You hungry? 510 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,880 - I see your face. - No, I'm not. I just had... 511 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,350 "Luba, I hungry. I hungry." You eat. 512 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:44,950 I just had a whole box of fish fingers. 513 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:47,850 - You're on your own again tonight, aren't you? - What? 514 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,790 You're alone again tonight. You're not seeing anyone, are you? 515 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,860 ( stammering ) I see... I'm not seeing... 516 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,990 like, not seriously, no. 517 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:55,660 Don't you like to go out? Don't you like to take a girl out, 518 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:57,700 - show her the town? - I love to do that. 519 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,430 But it's tricky out there. It's not like when you were... 520 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,100 Women are scary now. 521 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,800 They're no different than they were when I was young. 522 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,640 Oh, yes, they are, 523 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,740 with their hair and their thoughts, and... 524 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:10,210 It's really time you settled down. 525 00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:12,880 Found a nice girl and settled down. 526 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,610 I'll do what I can, okay? 527 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,680 But listen, in the meantime, 528 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,290 I have some amazing new information on the search. 529 00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:21,090 You know, it's great to have a hobby, Tommy. 530 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,990 All right, you can look at it. 531 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,790 - It very pretty. - Keith: What's this now? 532 00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:26,730 - Squiggle, squiggle. - Tom: Squiggle indeed. 533 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:30,430 - What's this about? - It's a birth certificate for Mr. Charles Chadwick, 534 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,470 my great-great-grandfather, your great-grandfather. 535 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,000 We went to his gravestone. 536 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,440 Can I just show Dad for a second? 537 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,370 You can look at the squiggles in a second. 538 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,440 Turns out he wasn't born in England. 539 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,210 Check out where he was born. 540 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,910 - Greensboro, Maryland? - He's American! 541 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:48,180 - The USA? - We are American. 542 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,920 - I'm a Yank? - Another reason for you to hate the French. 543 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:54,990 - ( music playing ) - ( man whistling ) 544 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:08,810 ( music stops ) 545 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:12,410 Bravo, bravo. 546 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,820 ( speaking Greek ) 547 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:31,290 Bea Chadwick and Monk! 548 00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,330 ( applause ) 549 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,060 Hello. 550 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:36,530 Thank you. 551 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,870 Thank you very much. 552 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,740 Hello, everybody. Thank you so much for having us. 553 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:43,740 What a beautiful wedding. 554 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:46,810 I'm going to introduce you to my oldest friend, 555 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,740 and he's a talking monkey. 556 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,310 Monkey? 557 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,810 Here he is. 558 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,020 And he speaks. Say hello. 559 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,580 - Hello. - There we are. 560 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,890 So, you look very beautiful. 561 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,490 Yes. What's that money stuck to her dress? 562 00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:03,420 - That's unusual. - Monkey: Yes. 563 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:05,590 Monkey: Kind of like a stripper. Good Lord. 564 00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:08,430 - That's half of Greece's economy. - Bea: Thank you. 565 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:11,100 Monkey: So, let's just chat a little. This is a Greek wedding. 566 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,930 - Bea: Indeed. - And it's nice to see you here, 567 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,360 despite the economic downfall. 568 00:24:16,370 --> 00:24:18,300 I hear that the suicide rates 569 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:21,240 are really climbing in Greece right now. 570 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,380 But you're going to have a lovely time, 571 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,010 I hope, this evening. 572 00:24:25,010 --> 00:24:27,150 And it's lovely to see the monk there at the back. 573 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,580 Not that we're fans of religion. 574 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,120 No, not really. 575 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,420 No. I think religion is responsible 576 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,150 for so many atrocities in this world. 577 00:24:34,150 --> 00:24:37,460 But this one seems to me fairly innocuous. 578 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:40,530 Monkey: You say that, but all ancient religious dogma 579 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,190 has its effects. 580 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,000 Not to mention female circumcision. 581 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,230 Yes, which is awful, so... 582 00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:48,200 So, yeah, enough of that. 583 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,200 And... oh, gosh. I feel a bit funny. 584 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,650 - You feeling okay? - I feel a little bit strange. 585 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:56,670 Thank you so much, the bride and groom. 586 00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:57,780 Thank you. Bye-bye. 587 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:00,340 ( clapping ) 588 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:02,510 Bea: I think it went well. 589 00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:05,350 - Well, you know, not well. - Not well at all. 590 00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:09,220 But certainly for a first gig... 591 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,120 Or for any gig. 592 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,490 It was a total and outright failure. 593 00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:15,990 I think it... no, I don't think so. 594 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:18,500 I mean, looking out at all the faces, 595 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,330 - the happy faces... - They weren't happy faces. God, she's in denial. 596 00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:24,640 I felt... no, but they were happy 597 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,770 - as a family, it seemed. - What do you mean? 598 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,910 Well, it just felt like to be in a room 599 00:25:30,910 --> 00:25:33,410 with such a big family, it sort of felt 600 00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:35,550 that maybe Tom's onto the right track 601 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,720 looking into family. I don't know. 602 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,920 Well, what do you think he'll achieve? 603 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,020 Well, maybe we'll feel some sort of... 604 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,460 connection. I don't know. 605 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:49,090 I don't know. It just struck me. 606 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,370 I need a drink. 607 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:56,070 Yeah, let's get a drink. 608 00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:02,080 ? When I found you, I found myself ? 609 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,410 ? I was gonna love you like nobody else ? 610 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:10,650 ? But I never really had a clue ? 611 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:14,350 ? How to love a girl like you ? 612 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:20,160 ? Two true believers, we devised ? 613 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,960 ? A temporary paradise ? 614 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:28,370 ? Now our future's in the past ? 615 00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:30,940 ? I should have known ? 616 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:34,740 ? It wouldn't last ? 617 00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:38,780 ? I should have been a better man ? 618 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:43,280 ? You could have been a better friend ? 619 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,520 ? I'm alone, but that's okay ? 620 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,360 ? I guess the dice ? 621 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:54,130 ? Just rolled that way. ? 622 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:57,340 Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 623 00:26:57,390 --> 00:27:01,940 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0